Richard L. Bare Movies

  • 1946
    So You Want to Keep Your Hair

    So You Want to Keep Your Hair

    So You Want to Keep Your Hair

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    Average American Joe McDoakes searches in vain for any cure that will halt his fast-disappearing hairline.

    So You Want to Keep Your Hair
  • 1955
    So You Want a Model Railroad

    So You Want a Model Railroad

    So You Want a Model Railroad

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    Alice visits Mr. Agony with her latest problem with Joe. They had given Junior a toy railroad for a Christmas present, and Joe had taken it over and...

    So You Want a Model Railroad
  • 1951
    So You Want to Be a Bachelor

    So You Want to Be a Bachelor

    So You Want to Be a Bachelor

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    "I never knew what happiness was till I got married—and then it was too late," Joe recalls, flashing back to bachelor days and his courtship...

    So You Want to Be a Bachelor
  • 1946
    Peeks at Hollywood

    Peeks at Hollywood

    Peeks at Hollywood

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    Two young beautiful starlets use the Griffith Observatory telescope to find stars in Hollywood.

    Peeks at Hollywood
  • 1951
    So You Want to Be a Plumber

    So You Want to Be a Plumber

    So You Want to Be a Plumber

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    In this comedic short, Joe McDoakes decides he should become a plumber.

    So You Want to Be a Plumber
  • 1942
    So You Want to Give Up Smoking

    So You Want to Give Up Smoking

    So You Want to Give Up Smoking

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    A semi-humorous look at the various types of smokers and the methods available to them to kick the habit.

    So You Want to Give Up Smoking
  • 1945
    So You Think You're Allergic

    So You Think You're Allergic

    So You Think You're Allergic

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    Joe McDoakes thinks he's allergic.

    So You Think You're Allergic
  • 1954
    So You Want to Be a Banker

    So You Want to Be a Banker

    So You Want to Be a Banker

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    Joe McDoakes graduates from Potash University and gets a job in a bank run by Harrington Arrington Farrington Jr, a former classmate.

    So You Want to Be a Banker
  • 1948
    So You Want to Be a Detective

    So You Want to Be a Detective

    So You Want to Be a Detective

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    Joe McDoakes imagines himself as a private detective on a murder case. Throughout the film, he spars verbally with narrator Art Gilmore.

    So You Want to Be a Detective
  • 1950
    So You're Going to Have an Operation

    So You're Going to Have an Operation

    So You're Going to Have an Operation

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    A satiric look at doctors and hospitals through the eyes of Joe McDoakes.

    So You're Going to Have an Operation
  • 1956
    So You Want to Play the Piano

    So You Want to Play the Piano

    So You Want to Play the Piano

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    Alice neglects her housework because she is enthralled with the long-haired piano player, Gregor Flatorsharpsky, next door. Joe buys a piano, and the...

    So You Want to Play the Piano
  • 1955
    So You Want to Be a Gladiator

    So You Want to Be a Gladiator

    So You Want to Be a Gladiator

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    Joe thinks he's back in the gladiator days, and finds himself sentenced to be thrown to the Coliseum lions after breaking a string while playing the...

    So You Want to Be a Gladiator
  • 1948
    So You Want to Be on the Radio

    So You Want to Be on the Radio

    So You Want to Be on the Radio

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    Joe McDoakes and his wife love to participate in radio show contests, but something seems to interfere every time they are lucky enough to be chosen...

    So You Want to Be on the Radio
  • 1949
    So You're Having In-Law Trouble

    So You're Having In-Law Trouble

    So You're Having In-Law Trouble

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    Joe's in-laws come over, and they suck.

    So You're Having In-Law Trouble
  • 1951
    So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger

    So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger

    So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger

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    Joe McDoakes, ever obliging and always helpful, volunteers to hang the new wallpaper for his wife.

    So You Want to Be a Paper Hanger
  • 1949
    So You Want to Be a Baby Sitter

    So You Want to Be a Baby Sitter

    So You Want to Be a Baby Sitter

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    Joe McDoakes does NOT want to be a baby sitter.

    So You Want to Be a Baby Sitter
  • 1951
    So You Want to Buy a Used Car

    So You Want to Buy a Used Car

    So You Want to Buy a Used Car

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    In need of a new vehicle, Joe goes to the Cagey Car Company lot to get a used car,... with predictable results.

    So You Want to Buy a Used Car
  • 1948
    So You Want to Be in Politics

    So You Want to Be in Politics

    So You Want to Be in Politics

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    Joe McDoakes becomes enmeshed in a corrupt political election.

    So You Want to Be in Politics
  • 1934
    The Oval Portrait

    The Oval Portrait

    The Oval Portrait

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    An artist is so consumed with painting a portrait of the women he loves that he doesn't notice she is dying until it's too late. Shot as a silent...

    The Oval Portrait
  • 1949
    So You Want to Get Rich Quick

    So You Want to Get Rich Quick

    So You Want to Get Rich Quick

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    Joe comes up with a complicated scheme to bilk his dead uncle out of an inheritance.

    So You Want to Get Rich Quick